10: Between the couch cushions
It’s for loose change, not loose women.
9: Your dog ate it
If you think your dog craps all over the house when you give him a little table scrap now, wait til’ he has an entire dead hooker.
8: In the dryer
That thing eats socks, not dead hookers.
7: In the refrigerator
That is the wrong kind of leftovers.
6: In a movie theater
You might get away with sneaking in your own candy but you’re still gonna have to pay for two tickets and they will be alarmed when you ask for ONE ADULT and ONE DEAD HOOKER.
5: Under the rug
Dust bunnies are not noticeable, sex bunnies ON dust are very noticeable.
4: The Salvation Army
They won’t even take your pee-stained couch, so they most likely won’t take a dead hooker.
3: Your trunk
Dead hookers make horrible spare tires.
2: In your other pants
Getting her in your pants is what got you in this predicament in the first place.
1: In your vegetable garden
I say tomat-O, you say tom-Ato, I say potat-O, you say “Oh my god is that a dead hooker?“
It’s for loose change, not loose women.9: Your dog ate it
If you think your dog craps all over the house when you give him a little table scrap now, wait til’ he has an entire dead hooker.8: In the dryer
That thing eats socks, not dead hookers.7: In the refrigerator
That is the wrong kind of leftovers.6: In a movie theater
You might get away with sneaking in your own candy but you’re still gonna have to pay for two tickets and they will be alarmed when you ask for ONE ADULT and ONE DEAD HOOKER.5: Under the rug
Dust bunnies are not noticeable, sex bunnies ON dust are very noticeable.4: The Salvation Army
They won’t even take your pee-stained couch, so they most likely won’t take a dead hooker.3: Your trunk
Dead hookers make horrible spare tires.2: In your other pants
Getting her in your pants is what got you in this predicament in the first place.1: In your vegetable garden
I say tomat-O, you say tom-Ato, I say potat-O, you say “Oh my god is that a dead hooker?“
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