41 Signs You drank Too Much

We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 41.

You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat


Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit


You have decided to wash up in the toilet


Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep


I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me


You make love to an invisible man


Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?


Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep


Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)


You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop


The gardener doesn’t even wake you


You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head


You’re using your hand as a pillow


You passed out standing up


Foot on the bench, body on the floor


No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?


Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies


“Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze


No sink, no toilet, urinal it is


Nuff said


You’re spooning a bench


You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus


You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine


You are the Hasselhoff


You destroyed the toilet


You’re this thing


You shouldn’t have been driving


The crosswalk is a crosscrawl


You were Santa


You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run






You opened the door with your face


You woke up naked on the driveway


You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old


You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?


You slept on the stove and in the sink


You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera


No guys even bothered…


Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick


You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal


Any place and any time is nap time


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